Douchebag Beats Girlfriend Senseless
There are two ways to officially announce your love for the penis. By moving into a San Fransisco loft... and then this.
Warning: This video may cause you to puke a little in your mouth. You could offer me Bill Gates fortune and I still wouldn't drink that thing. Who am I kidding, yeah I would. I think. BRB, I just puked again.
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There are two ways to officially announce your love for the penis. By moving into a San Fransisco loft... and then this.
I hope her lips are taking lessons from that vacuum cleaner. ;D
Introducing the new ass flavored lollipop.
On the up side, if she catches the AIDS...she can always blame her husband.. who is undoubtedly in Vegas and having unprotected sex with hookers and Mike Tyson.
I'll take them both to go. Check please.
She's already got me hooked. And I was only watching. Good enough face, SLAMMIN' bod.
Imagine all the sexual possibilities. *Searches google for flexible yoga porn*
I absolutely would not. Unless she was Britney Spears. Actually, no to that too.
After she gets the septum surgery to fix her breathing, everyone's getting de-friended on Facebook.
Her boobs are so big I'd have to use google maps to get from Breast A to Breast B.
The search for the hottest girl is officially over. But don't worry...a new one will pop up in a few days. ;)
Ewww! - 2009-04-17 04:42:07Who Else?
- Put it in a fridge lol
boaredkid - 2009-04-15 16:28:14that was so fuckin sick i vomited all over my computer. :[
Who Else? - 2009-04-15 13:51:05I damn near vomited from the collection scene. I\'m fine with watching swallowing and multiple loads, but good crap seeing a woman drinking cum is nasty. Not to mention by the time they got to 40 loads, the first 10 or so would go stale. Cum doesn\'t stay fresh for long. She can work a cock though.