This monkey shows off some of his tricks. To whom? Haha, check out the end closely to see. What a learning experience.
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There's a lot of ways to get your kid to stop playing his Xbox all day. And using his head as a fucking paint brush is just one of them.
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I bet she was the teachers pet ever since 8th grade. Fucking WOW
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Her goodies definitely will bring all the boys to the yard.
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I could listen to this as a .mp3 and still get off.
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Thanks to her I can finally see my penis past that pudgy stomach of mine. Thank you super hot college girl!
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I hate it when two bitches fight over who gets to swallow my jizz. These chicks give the right example: just swap that cum!
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Loving those perky tits, and baby blue eyes.
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Gotta love girls that love their job. Especially when that job involves making you cum.
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That penis looks longer than 6 inches. Those screams must be genuine.
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There are two ways to officially announce your love for the penis. By moving into a San Fransisco loft... and then this.
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I hope her lips are taking lessons from that vacuum cleaner. ;D
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Introducing the new ass flavored lollipop.
G Bush Riiiiiiight - 2008-05-05 12:59:53who said Bush was no fun to watch
you go George
CASH - 2008-01-14 16:56:01MONKEY BALLS
LORIE - 2008-01-01 15:39:46FABOULOSE
LORIE - 2008-01-01 15:38:32ESTUPEND